This week's Quotable Thursday will be Rita Rudner! I love her! She says the best stuff!
Enjoy!
- Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
- I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
- Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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