This week I decided to do quotes that are humorous.
Hope you enjoy!!
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. -- Ray Romano
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? -- Roseanne Barr
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. -- Bill Maher
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief. -- Henry Fielding (Tom Jones, 1749)
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Benjamin Spock
A man explained inflation to his wife thus:'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' -- Lord Barnett
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