Quotable Thursday #18: Random Quotes

Hello! Welcome to Quotable Thursday! I LOVE quotes and get them sent to me daily. So I save up my quotes so that I am able to write these posts. If you enjoy quotes make sure to come back every Thursday. Some days they are random and some days they might have a topic!
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I don't believe in an afterlife. Although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain.

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

I joined a health club last year, spent $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. - Rich Ceisler

He who considers his work beneath him will be above doing it well. - Alexander Chase

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. - Mother Teresa

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

There isn't a person anywhere that isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can. - Henry Ford

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much. - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. - Kahil Gibran